laughingnancy:

IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH 

OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH

outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: cineraria]

totallyhawkward:

END OF SCHOOL YEAR GIVEAWAY!

School ends in two weeks for me, so to celebrate the coming of summer, you get a giveaway. Prizes are:

• Thor Hammer 3D Deco Light
• Captain America Shield 3D Deco Light
• The Hunger Games Trilogy
• Hulk and Thor 16 oz Glass Cups
• Hansel & Gretel Blu-Ray/DVD (not out yet, but by the time this ends i’ll be able to send it via amazon.)
• Avengers Blu-Ray/DVD (this one is used because it was my copy, but I got my Phase 1 which also has the movie so I decided to give this one away. Oh and Sam may have been trying to eat the sleeve thingy…)

So I count 6 things, so 6 people get to win one thing. 

RULES

1. Reblog or Like as many times as you wish.
2. Don’t have to be following me, though I must admit I am quite fucking awesome.
3. 6 people will win via random selection, first to respond gets first choice and so on and so forth. So if you’re the last one, then you get whatever is left. Have your ask box open please. If I have to bust a mission to find out where your ask link is then I will pick someone else, because the other choice would be to stab you.
4. This will end on the 3rd of June, 2013 at 11:59PM US Pacific Time.

I was going to give out a Phase One, however, due to unforeseen crap I have to hold off on that one till Fall. I do apologize. Oh and this is not restricted to the US. 

Any Questions, my ask box is open.

totallyhawkward:

END OF SCHOOL YEAR GIVEAWAY!

School ends in two weeks for me, so to celebrate the coming of summer, you get a giveaway. Prizes are:

• Thor Hammer 3D Deco Light
• Captain America Shield 3D Deco Light
• The Hunger Games Trilogy
• Hulk and Thor 16 oz Glass Cups
• Hansel & Gretel Blu-Ray/DVD (not out yet, but by the time this ends i’ll be able to send it via amazon.)
• Avengers Blu-Ray/DVD (this one is used because it was my copy, but I got my Phase 1 which also has the movie so I decided to give this one away. Oh and Sam may have been trying to eat the sleeve thingy…)

So I count 6 things, so 6 people get to win one thing. 

RULES

1. Reblog or Like as many times as you wish.
2. Don’t have to be following me, though I must admit I am quite fucking awesome.
3. 6 people will win via random selection, first to respond gets first choice and so on and so forth. So if you’re the last one, then you get whatever is left. Have your ask box open please. If I have to bust a mission to find out where your ask link is then I will pick someone else, because the other choice would be to stab you.
4. This will end on the 3rd of June, 2013 at 11:59PM US Pacific Time.

I was going to give out a Phase One, however, due to unforeseen crap I have to hold off on that one till Fall. I do apologize. Oh and this is not restricted to the US. 

Any Questions, my ask box is open.

totallyhawkward:

END OF SCHOOL YEAR GIVEAWAY!

School ends in two weeks for me, so to celebrate the coming of summer, you get a giveaway. Prizes are:

• Thor Hammer 3D Deco Light
• Captain America Shield 3D Deco Light
• The Hunger Games Trilogy
• Hulk and Thor 16 oz Glass Cups
• Hansel & Gretel Blu-Ray/DVD (not out yet, but by the time this ends i’ll be able to send it via amazon.)
• Avengers Blu-Ray/DVD (this one is used because it was my copy, but I got my Phase 1 which also has the movie so I decided to give this one away. Oh and Sam may have been trying to eat the sleeve thingy…)

So I count 6 things, so 6 people get to win one thing. 

RULES

1. Reblog or Like as many times as you wish.
2. Don’t have to be following me, though I must admit I am quite fucking awesome.
3. 6 people will win via random selection, first to respond gets first choice and so on and so forth. So if you’re the last one, then you get whatever is left. Have your ask box open please. If I have to bust a mission to find out where your ask link is then I will pick someone else, because the other choice would be to stab you.
4. This will end on the 3rd of June, 2013 at 11:59PM US Pacific Time.

I was going to give out a Phase One, however, due to unforeseen crap I have to hold off on that one till Fall. I do apologize. Oh and this is not restricted to the US. 

Any Questions, my ask box is open.

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

chaztheweasel:

gif meme: the lord of the rings + up close and personal

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me